"sometimes real life is darker than fiction"
but never any darker than fanfiction because that shit can get darker than satan’s asscrack
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto